Herein, small shorts.
Heirloom shorts, you should know. They are a family legacy. (And this unintended pun has just increased their value).
I am happy to say that the conditions in this photo (viz. the vast amount of precipitation on the ground) have justified my main activities of the past month. These activities are, respectively, sitting on the sofa, eating, occasionally bathing, stretching, and eating. Port, Stilton, butter with a few pierogi on top, cream with a few drops of coffee, and also some gravy garnished with turkey.
I feel it is important to save my energy and maximize my body fat in order to establish a plentiful source of power and strength to draw from in the warmer months of 2011. So long as the world is made of ice for breaking one's bones on, I remain indoors as much as possible.
For your amusement: Gumby, Brain Specialist!