Monday, 4 April 2011

Ring Ring

Wait a minute ... didn't people used to have things like this in their homes? They are objects that I dearly miss. And cuz I'm all retro-chic and stuff, I think I'll start carrying one around with me in public, or maybe strap it to my head so I can be, like, hands-free and all. People will be like, wow, she's like, so old-skool, as they fondle the smooth curves of their iPhone and send yet another microwave message (aka txt) out into the atmosphere. What can I say? Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner. Har har har, SAR, SAR, SAR.

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